DEAR BLANK, PLEASE BLANK

on Mar 24, 2011

Un progetto ironico e geniale di Jared Wunsch e Hans Johnson. Le stampe si possono acquistare online  ma la cosa più divertente è inviare le proprie submission e vedersele pubblicate sul sito. Altri esempi dentro al post. UPDATE: si può scaricare gratis l’app per iPhone da qui.

An ironic and brilliant project by Jared Wunsch and Hans Johnson. The prints can be purchased online but the funniest thing is to send your own submission and see it published on the site. Other examples inside the post. UPDATE: You can download also the iPhone app for free.

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147 Comments

  1. JT
    11 April 2011

    High quality paper? I would say that from comparing the suspiciously-similar surroundings and positioning in every image, none of these are even pictures of ‘prints’ but rather photoshop’d renderings for their website… maybe I’m missing the ‘fine art’ of the letterpress.

  2. Scott Cron
    11 April 2011

    Dear Michael

    Actually it really was “BAD”!
    Seeing as you’ve now left the building too say hi to Elvis for us.

    The Fans

  3. Deff
    12 April 2011

    Dear Auto Correct,

    Stop trying to defy my exsistence

    sincerely,

    every swear word via text.

  4. Caleb
    13 April 2011

    Dear God,
    If you wouldn’t mind showing your face at some point it would sure clear up a lot of doubt down here.
    Sincerely,
    The Skeptic

  5. passive aggressive
    17 April 2011

    why on earth are people posting their crappy examples here? it’s very annoying and none of them are funny. this post is also entirely unoriginal.
    for the record, these came from dearblankpleaseblank.com, someone is profiting off ideas that are not their own simply by taking things off that site and printing them for sale, it’s very stupid and they have no talent.
    if you wish to make your own suggestions for ‘dear blank please blank’s, submit them to the actual website, not here for gods sake. idiots.

  6. emily15wild
    19 April 2011

    i dont know how to write one so i will just say…… LOVE IT!

  7. preston
    19 April 2011

    dear people of earth,

    Global warming is bullshit i run on a cylce

    sincerely, earth

  8. preston
    19 April 2011

    cycle*

  9. preston
    19 April 2011

    dear people of earth,

    Global warming is bullshit i run on a cycle

    sincerely, earth

  10. M@
    20 April 2011

    Dear Prophets,

    Stop writing on our subway walls.

    Sincerely,
    Ten Thousand People (maybe more)

  11. Capps
    22 April 2011

    Dear Photographer
    You spelled ’til wrong. Fuck tard way to make all photos desperately lame with a simple spelling error.

  12. Skip
    22 April 2011

    Dear Person who said a few posts up that you did not know how to write one of these,

    Really????

    -Your third grade teacher

  13. Skip
    22 April 2011

    Dear Capps,

    I think yo may have overdone it.

    Sincerely,
    Your empty roids container

  14. steve
    23 April 2011

    love titanic hiltler and the jews masterpiece!!!!

  15. Bonny
    24 April 2011

    Dear Husband,

    we are going to communicate this way from now on.

    Sincerely,

    Wife

  16. Dear Blank « Gaze at the Sky
    26 April 2011

    [...] Dear Blank [...]

  17. Kathy
    26 April 2011

    WOW! that is pretty amazing!

  18. Anonymous
    26 April 2011

    this is hilarious!!! i loved them…..specially then one with the spiders hahhhh!!!

  19. anon-a-moose
    27 April 2011

    u are all retards wasting money on this, who cares if its on “high quality paper” or made in a letterpress, looks to me like you have no life if you find the need to buy one of these
    p.s. the paper looks like it was crumpled

  20. Creative inspiration 4 — ASYLUMseventy7
    28 April 2011

    [...] Dear blank please blank [...]

  21. Sarah Horn
    29 April 2011

    Dear Guy who stole my wallet,
    You can keep the cancelled credit cards, and you can keep my cash, but could you please return the picture of my best friend who passed away?
    Sinceraly,
    BROKEN HEARTED

  22. Jamie Wu
    1 May 2011

    This. Is. A. Win :)

  23. Wasabe
    2 May 2011

    Dear Osama,
    You got what was coming to you and now you will rot in hell!
    Sincerly,
    The USA

  24. ksd22
    4 May 2011

    someone asked where prints of this could be purchased?

    really? they are clever and all…but really? haha

  25. Rick Trentacosta
    4 May 2011

    Dear Abbotabad Homeowners Association:

    Something strange has been going on for some time at the compound next door.Trash burning. Soccer balls vanishing. Lots of notes passing. Please look into it and have a great 2006!

    Amir Citizen

  26. damo
    7 May 2011

    Dear Egg Timer,
    Thanks for all the time off,
    sincerely Microsoft.

  27. ellie
    8 May 2011

    omg LOL @Takin Care of Bisnass
    actually laughing!

  28. Tree
    9 May 2011

    This is quite fantastic.
    The old styled type writer is a wonderful thing to continue even though technology is surpassing it. Wither this is copied from someone else or not thank you for presenting it to people who may have not seen them as the original artist who created them.
    If your making a profit of them good for you, please give credit to the original artist though.
    And yes well aware of individuals who can just simply print it out, but a copy is never as exquisite as the original piece.

  29. Kelsey
    9 May 2011

    Obviously, those of you knocking letterpress know nothing about it. It is quite an intricate process. It irks me that ignorant, unimaginative people would compare this to word processor. I would be willing to guess they are not selling for a very high price, and therefore it would be reasonable to pay for them. Although, there is letterpress work out there that is a lot more impressive then this, it is still very creative.

  30. Will
    10 May 2011

    Dear Yahoo,
    Have you ever heard anyone say “Let’s Yahoo it”?

    Sincerely,
    Google

  31. MarkLikesIt
    11 May 2011

    LOL! Really nice – especially love the spider and bf one.

    Btw, these are not only funny but I really love these photos and the paper used.

    Mark

  32. Lollipop
    14 May 2011

    Dear Nickel Back,
    You Suck.
    Sincerely,
    Elvis\ Simon & Garfunkel\ The Beatles.

  33. Twinkies are EVIL
    15 May 2011

    Dear Sally Struthers,
    Can you please lay off
    the twinkies?

    Sincerely, Your thighs.

  34. jhonny
    16 May 2011

    Dear Mourinho
    Good try! Try again next year!
    Sincerely, Guardiola.

  35. steve
    16 May 2011

    anon and takin care of business: you’ve made my day, i love to see south park quotes in the most unsuspecting places.

  36. Niall Kelly
    18 May 2011

    Dear tide,
    Stop beating me.
    Sincerely,Beach.

  37. Brett
    19 May 2011

    Dear Alien,

    Telepathically yours,

    Spock

  38. Brett
    19 May 2011

    Dear Love,

    Did you see her…..

    Never mind.

    Sincerely,
    Lust

  39. Chuck
    22 May 2011

    Dear Bush
    It’s taken me all this time to try and fix all of your fuck-ups.
    But at least we can see the light at the end of the tunnel.
    Osama

  40. Obama
    23 May 2011

    Dear Chuck | May 22nd, 2011 10:35 pm,
    I spell it with an S
    Sincerely,
    Obama

  41. Alanis
    23 May 2011

    Dear Obama | May 23rd, 2011 8:32 am
    That’s Ironic.
    Sincerely,
    Alanis

  42. Bliko
    25 May 2011

    So…. Why the hell would you purchase one of these? You wouldn’t send it anywhere. You wouldn’t frame it and hang it. You wouldn’t secretly masturbate to it. Just send the link to friends who might get a kick out of it, right?

  43. rrom
    2 June 2011

    rubbish

  44. flubber2kool
    2 June 2011

    Dear People who cant make nice comments on websites

    QUITE CLUTTERING UP MY BANDWIDTH!

    Sincerly

    The Internet.

  45. Altec Bucket Trucks
    3 June 2011

    so that’s what happen to unicors, Lol

  46. Killer Smurf
    3 June 2011

    Dear cast of The Hangover 2,
    Thanks for not dragging me into your shitty sequel.
    Sincerly,
    Las Vegas

  47. MikeLinPA
    4 June 2011

    I just txt the Jingleheimer Schmidt one to my 17 yo daughter. Sure to get a WTF back! Gotta keep her guessin!

  48. Amber Easley
    4 June 2011

    Okay, seriously. Have none of you ever bought art? Printmaking? The quality of paper/ink/font/ and process are all worth paying for. Yes some people still frame things. I can’t believe this has to be explained. Just because it’s minimal doesn’t mean it’s cheap, or easy to replicate.

  49. Başar Bilişim
    8 June 2011

    hahah this is funny

  50. george
    10 June 2011

    dear boyfriend ,
    i have seen your girlfriend naked more than you have,
    sincerely,
    the cat.

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